I am so screwed, I need to make some money fast . I was joking around at my place with some friends when I fell on a cell phone holder, of course I fell, and I fell right into my air conditioner . That sent it flying out the window and smashing down to pieces onto the sidewalk below. Thankfully there wasn’t anyone walking under the window . They could have been killed or, at the very least, seriously injured. There is the possibility of someone just taking a leisurely walk down the road, minding their own business, when all of a sudden a huge air conditioner falls out of the sky and hits them, knocks them out and most likely kills them . I spent an hour outside, picking up all the pieces of the air conditioner. I have no idea how I’m going to buy a new one because the company I work for is going under and will be closed by the end of the month. But I can’t sit up there in my apartment and boil to death in the summer heat. I don’t know when I’ll be able to get another job and while I’m squatting in my apartment because I can no longer make the rent I at least want to be cool and comfortable. If I’m going to be an unemployed lowlife, I at least refuse to be a sweaty one.